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Mouth Almighty

The Awesome Successor To “I Just Got Caught”

“I lost because of what happened”- Fedor Emelianenko

Let’s see what we can do with this wonderful new linguistic tool. Let’s try it out a bit:

I was late to work because of what happened.

I parked illegally because of what happened.

I set a blender on fire because of what happened.

I cheated on you because of what happened.

I defrauded the federal government because of what happened.

I signed with the Miami Heat because of what happened.

I didn’t fight Manny Pacquiao because of what happened.

Works for all occasions! This could be my new favorite phrase, because of what happened.

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July 23, 2010 - Posted by | MMA

1 Comment »

  1. *waves*

    Comment by mrswoo | July 23, 2010 | Reply


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