The Ship Be Sinking

Mouth Almighty

Dear NBA & NBA Media

Not being selected for the all-star team backup slots does not mean the coaches think you have a small penis. It is not personal; they are not saying stuff about your mom. It is ok to uncoil your fists, it is ok to dry your tears. Tomorrow will come a new day. You will love again. You, too, are a child of the universe.

Every year this goes on, and every year I think the same thing: everyone using the word “snub” should be chained to a rock Prometheus-style at halftime of the game so their livers can be pecked out by the Hawks’ mascot.


January 29, 2010 - Posted by | Other NBA, The Nets, The NY Knicks

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