The Ship Be Sinking

Mouth Almighty


Carmichael Dave on the Underground provided the actual terms of the last UFC offer to Fedor. In short: 6 fights for $30 million guaranteed, immediate title shot, promotional cut of PPV revenue to M1 over and above Fedor’s purse, Fedor allowed to wear as much M1 gear as he liked, yes to combat sambo. They turned this down.

Think about what their motives for doing so were.

EDIT: Apparently Carmichael Dave said on his show that he verified these numbers with M1 as well before reporting them.

There is a story…much as there is a house in New Orleans…going around about an additional request from Fedor’s side to have elbows on the ground banned for his fights. God knows if that one’s true, but it tells you something that it’s even believable. And if it is…I mean, seriously. These are not good faith negotiations, they’re a PR stunt, and a bad one at that.


July 29, 2009 Posted by | MMA | , , | Leave a comment

Fail. Epic, epic fail.

As reported at Habs Inside/Out, the Canadiens just re-signed the one man who epitomized the sputtering offensive, testicularly-challenged 2008-09 Montreal Canadiens (one Tomas Plekanec), to a 1-year, $2.75 million dollar contract.


That’s a raise of almost $1M, per the numbers bandied about by Habs I/O. FOR WHAT?

First off, how do you not put a league-minimum contract in front of this guy and tell him to take it or leave it? What possible leverage does this man have over us? OH NOES! He might go and play in the EUROPEZ! OK, that’s a distinct possibility. But, you can’t tell me that 80 games of Kyle Chipchura or someone else down on the farm in Hamilton can’t replicate Pleks’ 39-point, minus-9 campaign last season. You just can’t.

If we’re destined to suck (and I do believe that is the case) forever, I wish we’d at least be interesting about it and fail spectacularly. Seriously, I’m finding myself rooting for us to become the next Islanders if this is going to be the kind of shit we do.

(Yes, I’m over-reacting. I’m getting this out of my system and will be fine tomorrow, but this is an AMAZINGLY-stupid signing.)

July 29, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Goofy Stuff

Apparently that Fedor/M-1 presser today was a completely ridiculous affair, highlighted by Finkelchtein or someone suggesting that it was important for MMA to have competition to the UFC, so UFC should co-promote with M1 on all events with Fedor. They really said this.

If you ever wonder why Fedor isn’t in the UFC, it’s not because Fedor’s scared or UFC isn’t paying enough, or because Fedor wants his SAMBO (which is an enormous red herring), or anything at all other than that the M1 people are intransigent crazies who at best don’t have a quarter of a clue, and at worst DO have a clue and also a completely separate agenda. Which of those it is I don’t know; I do know that if I were the UFC braintrust I’d be incredibly hesitant to do any kind of serious business with these people, especially if I didn’t need to. UFC doesn’t really need to; in the end that may be the most important factor.

It’s going to be very interesting to see what happens to Fedor 5-10 years after he retires.


“–The only thing we can say on the subject is that two different sources have told us negotiations between UFC and Fedor have fallen through again.”

Dave Meltzer

I’ve said this before but I’ll say it again: Fedor is in serious danger of becoming a joke, entirely because of the ridiculous and shady behavior of the people surrounding him. This isn’t 2002 when there was a seriously competitive and arguably superior other promotion for top level fighters to compete in; if Fedor doesn’t end up in UFC he ends up- from a competitive and possibly a business perspective- nowhere, and the only real reason that might happen is the creepy behavior of the M1 team. There’s serious rumors out there about who these guys are and who they represent, but leave that aside for the moment; ask yourself this question: why are something like 80% or more of the monies paid to Fedor for his fights channeled into M1 instead of being paid to the fighter directly? Why are people who claim to be looking out for Fedor’s best interests holding his career hostage in order to hopefully win a co-promotional deal which won’t result in greater revenues directly paid to the fighter whose ability is the driving force behind M1’s demands? Fedor got $300,000 on the books for each Affliction fight (plus a previous undisclosed signing bonus), and the last reported UFC offer was something like $5 million a fight. If you gave a damn about Fedor and were negotiating in good faith on his behalf, what possible reason could you have for turning that down on the basis of Fedor’s own interests? And the answer is obvious: none. The only reason M1 have is because tying Fedor to UFC takes him out of their control and deprives them of the ability to use Fedor’s name and fame to build their business ventures, of which Fedor gets at best a pittance. This is why managers (who have a duty to their client) and promoters (who have a duty to themselves) should never be the same: there’s a massive, massive conflict of interest.

UFC is rightly criticized for some of their sketchier and more counterproductive financial dealings- principally the habit of never fully disclosing fighter pay- but they are fundamentally an above-board organization run along fairly clean and intelligent business lines. They aren’t in the same universe of shadiness that M1 is, and fans really should realize that.

July 29, 2009 Posted by | MMA | , , , , | 1 Comment

Super Middleweight Tournament Preview, Part 2

Continued from yesterday….

Andre Dirrell:

I buy this guy far more than most people. He had a strong amateur career, but he’s got very little serious pro experience and zero track record against this level of opposition so I can certainly see why the doubts are there. But he’s got three or four major things going for him as well. Most obviously, he’s preposterously fast, hits pretty hard and is big for the weight- he’s listed as the tallest man in the tournament with the longest reach, and he comes into the ring looking like a light heavyweight. As a physical talent, I think he’s the top man here. Additionally he starts against Froch, which is a fight I strongly, strongly favor him in, and which will give him a chance to get used to facing this level of competition. He’s also very good defensively and gets hit very little, important in a physically rigorous tournament; he and Abraham are probably the best defensive fighters here.

Most importantly, and this is where he separates himself from Ward possibly, is that Dirrell seems mentally strong and has an ego which appears to be unconnected to his fighting style. This is not a man here to show off or win fans or look pretty, as his memorably awful major cable debut against Curtis “5 Cent” Stevens proved. When you think of a bloody-minded competitor in boxing your mind runs towards the great warriors- the Gatti, Corrales, Ward types-but there’s also something to be said for the man who is willing to have as ugly and boring and shitty a fight as he needs to to get the win, who imposes the shittiness of his own style on the opposition (note: this is separate from what John Ruiz does; that guy’s just a cheat) and has the mental strength and discipline not be drawn out of his awful, awful gameplan. As fans we hate these guys and we should, and TV networks don’t want to televise them which mitigates against their reaching all that big a level in the sport often. None of that applies here, however: Dirrell has 3 guaranteed fights at minimum, and if he keeps winning he’s by definition and necessity going to keep getting booked by Showtime for televised money fights. Throw in the fact that in a tournament against high-level opposition the ability to avoid taking too much damage is key, and he’s in effect strongly incentivized to be the boring safety-first fighter he is at heart, and when he’s in that mode he’s very hard to solve.

I can easily see Dirrell winning two of his first three fights in horrifically boring fashion, even against Abraham- winning early rounds against a slow starter, taking a few later ones with superior quickness, and getting on the bike whenever he feels danger. He gives up very few opportunities for Abraham to counter-punch him, and he’s quick enough to get in and get out with body shots against the high guard and pop a jab when it lowers. He’s shown no chin issues, and the few times he’s been caught flush and hard in his career he’s shown no ill effects; when caught he’s also safety-first and thus hard to finish. The guy who might have the best chance to beat him is Ward, who’s nearly as big and just as fast and a dynamic enough offensive performer that he might just outwork Dirrell and get the benefit of the doubt from the judges as the more aggressive fighter (and might well deserve it). Either way, as I understand it the first round of this thing only eliminates 2 guys, and I’d be stunned if Dirrell was one of them.

Mikkel Kessler:

Who? Ohhhh, yeah, my dad told me about him.

No, seriously, it actually is nice to have Kessler back in the realm of the relevant after nearly two full years of him farting around in Germany and Denmark facing guys unrecognized by their own families. Kessler probably is what he is: big, strong, great jab, excellent athlete, physical near-prime at age 30, as much experience at the top level as anyone in this thing bar Taylor. The “probably” is for his not having faced serious opposition since he took a bad beating and lost his undefeated status again Joe Calzaghe. That was the kind of loss which can take something out of a fighter permanently, and he’s not been in tough enough since then to find out if that’s true in his case. There’s not all that much to analyze about Kessler if he’s the same fighter we remember- he’s straightforward and to the point, tough but not unbeatable, a decent bet to win this but not an obviously better one than several of the other guys in it. Only really major flaw is occasional tentativeness and a tendency to have issues against good handspeed, which could be a problem against Dirrell or Ward. I expect Kessler to clobber Taylor and probably KO him, and probably beat Froch (think a more competitive version of the Librado Andrade fight), while Ward is a much tougher match up given the speed differential. 2-1 gets him through to the second round, and those are all about match ups.

Arthur Abraham:

It’s a goddamn shame he and Kessler aren’t fighting in this round at least, as that to me is one of the two most fascinating match ups this tourney can produce (Ward vs. Dirrell is the other). Like Kessler, Abraham is very well known stylistically, and has only one major question to answer here- in his case, what the effects of moving to 168 will be on him. I expect them to be purely beneficial, personally; Abraham looked very weight-drained in his last few fights at 160, and at 29 his body has almost certainly already grown into his new division. He’s never been seriously chinny, so I doubt he’ll face much trouble against slightly bigger punchers. If there’s any downside it’s that Abraham is the shortest fighter with the shortest reach of the six.

Schedule-wise he actually has a similar road to Kessler- fights with Taylor and Froch which he should win, and a tough match up with one of the ultra-quick Americans (he gets Dirrell instead of Ward), and like Kessler he’s got about a 50/50 shot of finishing 3-0 or 2-1, probably with a KO win over Taylor. One minor wrinkle is that Froch’s wild looping punches are actually a better matchup against Abraham’s high guard than technically superior straight punches tend to be. I wouldn’t pick Froch in a thousand years, but you never know I suppose; odd things happen when big men throw punches. Much as with Kessler he’s all but a lock to reach the second round, and his fate there will be decided by match ups and events on the road to that fight.


That’s the major thing to keep in mind about this tournament: the instant the first bell rings, things will start going wrong. People will get hurt and fights will be postponed; someone will make noise about abandoning the tournament if they’re not paid more; someone may get brutally KO’d early and not be anything like their normal selves from there on; promoters will squabble; there’ll probably be the need for at least one replacement fighter; something totally unexpected will fail catastrophically. There’s a reason tournaments in boxing are incredibly rare and it’s not purely because of the difficult financial dealings which go into these things, it’s also because of the sheer logistical difficulty of coordinating all these fights and fighters and promoters and events in a reasonable time frame. And that’s just for the tournament as a whole; each individual fight will end up being determined partly by similar unpredictable elements: who got hit the most in their previous fight, who’s nursing a nagging injury which might have postponed a non-tournament fight, who’s not in the right frame of mind because they feel they got jobbed on a decision last time out, who holds up best to the rigor of several hard fights in a comparatively short period of time, etc. Many of these factors attain in any fight, but in a tournament situation where there’s enormous pressure to get the fights in and each fight is against world-class opposition, they’re all magnified. Each fight in the tournament gets progressively harder to predict and the reality is that there’s at least 4 guys in this thing who could win it depending on circumstances.

Against all my better judgment and bitter experience, I’m actually getting really excited for this. It all kicks off October 17th…hopefully.

July 29, 2009 Posted by | Boxing | , , , , , , | 1 Comment